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Umpa Lumpa, Dooba Dee Doop


2010
06.09

Well im pretty sure this is one of the first times we´ve done a second blog post from the same place! Yup… still in Copacabana, tonight will be our fifth night in the hotel but to be fair we are leaving tomorrow to get on with actually travelling and stuff (well to be fair, mostly to ensure we can watch the england match on saturday) so whoop a nine hour bus awaits… good job we picked up a packed lunch from the restaurant tonight :)

So what have we been up to?? well sunday didnt even seem to exist because between us i managed to get out of bed for a couple of hours shopping and tea in the evening but apart from that i mostly felt like i could just chunder everywhere… and as for toby, when he wasnt in bed, he was chundering everywhere! well not everywhere. thankfully we have our own bathroom.  Sadly it seems suspiciously like our fav restaurant from the night before may have given us a lil bit of food poisoning ,… whooop. But we are consideraby better now. We did watch 17 again though in the evening on our own tv… yayyy and obvs bought choccy to go with it.

The next day we didnt wanna do anything too strenous so mostly just chilled, and at some point managed to hire a rowing boat with the most ridiculous oars ever, planks of wood nailed to longer, thinner planks of wood, for two hours. We went out a bit but then spent at least an hour just floating with our music and books working hard on the tan. (toby would like me to point out that he also climbed a hill on this day… i looked at the photos so that as good as counts…) Got back and realised we didnt realli have too much money left and luckily for us the bank was shut for the occasion of it being a monday. SO we couldnt pay for the hostel but just about got away with it. Booked our boat out to the isla del sol, apparently its like this mystical place where the incas came from but to be fair, weñ´ve lost the guide book and we couldnt really read the spanish signs so it could have been anything. After a very uncomfy two hour boat ride, we arrived on the north side of the island and bought two BEASTY sandwiched for 60p each and set off on our epic 4 hours long trek to reach the other side of the island  and the boat to pick us up.

After about an hour we came to some inca ruins, apparently an old temple or summit. We are now slightly worried for macchu picchu just for the fact that it might turn into one big mock fest. For instance over the course of our 10 minute look we came to the conclusion that the incas were in fact actually umpa lumpas (even toby couldnt fit through their archways) and that they had built loads of tunnels for carrying willy wonkas chocolate to the chocolate worshipping table just around the corner. Tres mature.

On a more cultural note,  today we discovered that the incas were actually pretty recent, like the 1400´s so technically we had the minster and they had something less complex than stonehenge. Im sorry if that sounds like a burn. The walk was long and uphill and realli hot and sunny (toby describes it as very nice) and to be fair there were some funky snow covered mountains you could see and the lake was realli clear blue (although way too freezing to go swimming in) I just realized this morning that i look like an idiot because i burned my legs just on the bottom bits on the back from my cropped trousers from this walk and now look rather silly.

Anyways, random people kept asking us for money, not in a begging way but in a , yes 50p to walk through my village kinda way. Well you can imagine how much we liked that…. i didnt  even wanna walk through their village. If only we knew more spanish we could have argued a lot better. but all i could say to the third woman when she asked, was why??? for the ruins she replied. Well im not being funny, but the only ruins i saw were the shambles of the village. ..not to be harsh or anything.

After an atrocious cheese sandwich and hairy portion of chips from a restaurant that wasnt even in the sun, we were off to the islas flotantes.

The floating islands for a few planks of wood together, making room for a table and chairs… yes, some may call it a dock, but not the bolivians.  the driver of the boat was like, who would like to get off and have a closerlook….

No-one was the answer. and it was a full boat.  but that could have been because when i tapped toby on the shoulders, he looked around a nd said really loudly… awww we´re at the  &$%&  floating  islands ….

anyways got back in time to go to the bank and were no longer poor, although this was shortlived as we had to go back again the day after. Went for a nice meal for 3 pounds each (warm bread and butter, salad buffet, soup, beef in tomato sauce with rice and potato and more veg, and chocoalte cake, and a jug of lemonade… was immense!!)

we then treated ourselves to some alcohol (1 pound 50 for a massive bottle of vodka, but im so hardcore i managed about 3 glasses then fell asleep at the grand old time of 8:30pm. Will try harder next time.

Today we didnt do much … for a change… more lie ins, more sun, more shopping, more smoothies which i spilt all over before we had even started so they didnt end up being such a good deal. ANnnnnndd thats about it.

Cusco manaña whoop!¡ xxxx

Her name was Lola… she was a showgirl


2010
06.06

Yeahhhhh man, we are in Copacabana… not the one from the song, but shhhh. This is the cheaper,  bolivian one with a big lake as opposed to a resort of beach but it”ll do. We have a private room again yayyy with ensuite and tv and a view from the window! cant even remember the last time that happened. It costs 4 squids each per night but that does include breakfast (a stale bread roll with unidentified fruit juice….)

We have decided to totally lard arse here for a few days maybe rent a boat for a bit today and maybe go to an island tomorrow… but apart from that… eat, tan, sleep, and more of the same, maybe some more souvenir shopping…

Our second day in la paz was the first day in the whole of the travels that we have actually dedicated to shopping (souvenirs) which was awesome. We went to the witches market, which was very lacking in witch-y things, a few plant herby things and lots of llama foetuses yummmm but apart from that it was all for the tourists which we totally didnt mind.

Found a well good place for lunch… we got soup (toby has become my official runny soup finisher (and starter) as i am not so keen…, quarter chicken with rice and chips, and a drink.. for one pound thirty. Good deal! except this random man with a balaclava stood right in front of us on the other side of the window and seeemed to be staring at us for like a full minute, which was terrifying. He then banged on the window and went away, toby reckons he was trying to get the attention of the waiter but i was convinced he would be waiting for us round a corner… he wasn”t.

For the rest of the afternoon we checked out the other parts of la paz, which took like an hour maximum  and then some more shopping! bought the newest series of greys anatomy (yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy) and watched a double bill at the hostel, only to find that we are missing the last 6 episodes (nooooooooooooooooooo).

The next morning we were up super early (missing our pancake breakfast) to go biking on the death ride,,, whoop. got to the ofice for seven and after a non pancake breakfast headed off. It was ALL downhill except for the last five minutes which is my kind of mountain biking as you could basically not pedal at all just make sure you dont fall off the edge and brake a lot. You are concentrating quite hard and if your toby your going so fast you cant even see the scenery but i guess it was quite dangerous-y. finished around one and i wasnt too far behind, even though i had an almost falling in a river experience which left me with a very wet left shoe… and admittedly i did walk all the uphill bit, but only because it was quicker than my attempt at biking.  chilled out after finishing with a buffet lunch and a swimming pool, which i was VERy tempted to go in but didnt quite make it. I also got bitten by the most killer mosquito ever. whoop.

after the LONG drive back to La Paz all we had time to do was eat and sleep not too thrilling.

Then bus in the morning to the copacabana which we like a lot. its basically one road with lots of touristy stuff and not much else. went to the awesomeest restaurant last night with amazing nachos and enchiladas and chocolate cake! covered with fairy lights and a well good jack johnson / reggae versions of the beatles soundtrack and furry rugs on the chairs.  And board games… we played connect four and chinese checkers and battle ships because we are just soooooooo cool.

And this morning, we completely blobbed out and just about managed to make it to the internet place for about half 12…..

and thats it! 3 weeks left!

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You want us to pay again! We don´t think so…


2010
06.02

Must write blog… Jeez Sarah stop distracting me :p Been on the internet for 45mins and am only just starting.. Still when internet is 25p an hour its ok to fb for a while. You´ll get what the title means later in the post… We are in La Paz atm having got straight on an overnight bus after our salt flats trip, so we were feeling lovely and clean as despite the tour guides promise that there were hot showers there obviously weren´t any!

The salt flat tour was good fun and had some comedy moments. The guy who sold everyone the tour wasn´t the most honest person we´ve met and booked one too many people on the trip. Watching everyone slowly work out there were 13 people rather than 12 was entertaining and when the guy returned (he went out to help get people as apparently a bus had broken down, this meant we set off an hour late) he had quite a few questions to answer!! We ended up getting 4 bottles of wine free as an apology. Tbf we didn´t mind the extra person as it didn´t affect the squisshynesh and was an extra person to talk to! The trip started off slow with the train graveyard (whoop whoop) but picked up as we went to the cactus island with 9metre high cacti and then obviously the salt flat where we took a few comedy photos! We went into this cave that you had to pay a pound to get into and you saw it all as soon as you entered. Wasn´t exactly big but some coolish formations. The first hostel that we stayed in was made of salt and cactus so was quite cool. Got extremly cold later in the evening though and the power cut around 10 so early beds. The sky outside was extremly cool and one of the highlights, as it was super dark and you could see thousands of stars and the band of the milky way! Tried to photo it but ended up with a black photo! Oh well you´ll have to believe me that it was awesome :)

The next, once they had defrosted our jeep, we set off to visit 5 different lakes in craters. Some were a bit dull but the red one was very cool and reflected the mountains around it! There was also this huge red empty crater at about 5000m metres that after about 30 seconds of running across it you were completly out of breath. When my uncle when travelling round SA 10 years ago he had photos of him doing headstands at various places. I took it a step further and got an awesome photo of me doing a handstand (woah) in the crater! Expertly taken by Polly of course :) You will see the photos one day, but Bolivia isn´t renowned for quick internet. We paid today to get all our photos since New Zealand put onto a DVD as we had another memory card scare and lost some photos so we wanted to make sure that they are safe!

Anyways, I digress. The third day didn´t start brilliantly as I was sick due to the undercooked chicken the night before. I noticed and stopped eating it, but obviously not soon enough. I did improve quickly though which was a relief as we were in the jeep a lot the third day to get back. The highlight of the third day was the hot springs in the moring, which really warmed and woke you up! Was lovely and hot (in the water, outside was around 5 degrees!) We then drove around an hour to see this supposedly amazing lake that was the worst we have seen all trip, just brown and half empty! We then had to turn around drive the hour back as we had made the detoir specially!

We then had a long drive back with a few little stops mainly for the break. On the leaving the national park the guards wanted to see our passes that we had paid 15 pounds (!) for on entry. We had left ours at the hostel as we didn´t see any need for them! The gurds demanded we paid again, but we stood our ground and said no (to guys stood there with pistols :s) and eventually they gave in and let us pass when we pointed out (well the girl who spoke english and spanish pointed it out for us!) that they could ring the other office who would know we bought them (you had to write down your passport and name etc when you bought the pass) so we got through! Yaaay! Was quite a long drive back, but along fun 4 x 4 tracks and when we got back we had a couple of hours for some super good pizza and chocolate cake (treat day?)before the long bus that got us here at 6am! Got to our hostel eventually and the guy was a bit confused with our booking. Check in was at 2pm so we had booked the previous night so we could check straight in. This had confused him so I think we aren´t paying for the extra night! Yaay :) Spent today trying to plan what we want to do here. Going to mountain bike down death road on friday we think and doing the witches market tomorrow but haven´t really got much set in stone atm! Trying to organise our 5 day trek that we want to do in Peru around the England games atm!! Anyway getting a bit peckish now so going to go eat!